failure to launch
posted Feb 12, 2016 22:17:01 GMT -6
AGGIE COLE and VALERIE LEBLANC like this
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[attr="class","rcplotter2img"]  [attr="class","rcplotter2left"]HANK, DIPSHIT [attr="class","rcplotter2left"]24 YEARS [attr="class","rcplotter2left"]MALE [attr="class","rcplotter2left"]HETEROSEXUAL [attr="class","rcplotter2left"]BEAT COP | [attr="class","rcplotter2right"] [attr="class","rcplotter2right2"]HENRY WALLACE [attr="class","rcplotter2right3"] henry (hank to his family, dipshit to those that dislike him) wallace is a terrible cop with beautiful hair. he's really, really smart, but wastes his time as a beat cop. not just any beat cop, but one that does not work. at all. his paycheck shows up in the mail, along with rent money from his mom via the united states government (she's a senator, yes, she's filibustered before, yes, she's awesome, i'll stop gushing about the government and his mom) and uses his large amounts of disposable income on various video games to play at work. henry has a tendency not to do any cop work at all, past running dispatch. he gets others to go on patrol in his place, and if he has to do any work he goes and takes over dispatch, even though he wasn't trained for it. time not playing video games at the station is spent creating vast conspiracy theories about links between crimes in town and sometimes the other officers have to clean the walls in the break room of red string. friendshenry needs lots of friends who don't need their arms. also, cop bros, please. enemieshating him is cool too. no problem there at all. really, there's none there. lovershe's been asked out because everyone loves his hair, but once they get to know him they leave. |
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